Do all Capricorns play practical jokes? |
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I thought it would be nice if I put up a question every now and then for everyone to put down their opinion etc. I have done this just for fun and it is not meant to be taken seriously!!
This may seem like a bit of a strange question, and I suppose it is, but although Capricorn is better known as a serious sign of the Western Zodiac each and every one I have ever met has had a wicked sense of humour and are also great pranksters! It seems to me that these ’seious’ people of the zodiac have a far greater funny bone than the rest of us, but we fail to see it most of the time!
Please leave comments of your own opinions on this, and any Capricorns out there or friends and family of a practical joker who happens to be a Cap, …let’s hear from you too. Also if you have any questions you would like me to ask here then please drop me a line and I will put the best ones up on the site. 
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May 26th, 2009 at 12:52 am
I don’t know if they like to play practical jokes…just that they ABSOLUTELY HATE having practical jokes played on them. He didn’t understand the difference between a mean joke and something ‘all in good fun’.
May 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I have a few Capricorns in my family, my little sister, uncle and grandfather. While they could be funny and silly, they don’t play practical jokes. However, I went to school with a bunch of rowdy Capricorns. Their jokes ranged from splatters of peaches on the cafeteria ceiling to pubic hair in drinks. (They were 13 at the time…)
May 27th, 2009 at 7:11 am
I’m a capricorn, & i agree with Bella…
Capricorns hate having practical jokes played on them.
But even we (specifically me) dont play jokes that will hurt other a lot…
Some silly prank is completely ohk..
But not a serious one .. which will end hurting the person to a gr8 extent..
May 29th, 2009 at 7:07 am
YES WE WILL PLAY IT WITH VERY GREAT PLEASURE
YOU KNOW FOR WHAT?
ONLY AND ONLY FOR PUNISHING.
WE CANN’T TOLERATE AN INJUSTICE.
WE WILL TEACH OTHERS A LESSON EVEN IF THEY ARE OUR FATHER OR MOTHER.
FAULT IS FAULT ALLWAYS.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:09 am
I’m a capricorn and my two best friends are caps and YES we love to play practical jokes. I’ve been playing them on all those around me since I was a young child so there must be something in it.
My sister who was initially the recipient of some quite funny jokes would be able to attest to that.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:13 am
Everyone has lessons to learn in life and everyone makes mistakes. It takes a very strong person to forgive those who make those mistakes against us. And an especially strong person to stand aside and allow a person to learn their lessons without our help.
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
I’m a Very Practical Capricorn, and must i say that we’re very logical and practical, we like to joke around as much as we like to concentrate on business. I like to play practical jokes sometimes, but i think what fits capricorns the most is cracking jokes on things, or coming up with funny stuff off the top of our heads. And why is it that Capricorns like to play mind games? i cant figure that out myself. maybe someone can help me out on that one
June 4th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Capricorns born in a family where a lot of evils present.
When a capricorn born that newborn child will save everytype of injustice going around them, in their mind.When they will grown up they will move unconsciously and find the evil and totally destroy them. They even never think about society.
GOD MADE THEM TO DESTROY EVILS.
A very important thing that happen in case of typical capricorns and also in case of strong capricorn influenced people is that BEFORE THEIR BIRTH THERE SHOULD BE A BREAK BETWEEN THE RELATIONSHIP of THIER FATHER AND MOTHER.Sometimes problem end in divorce point.But no divorce.Reason and fault often in Father and his Family.Mother become totally alone from all sides.Sometimes she is fighting with circumstances.Sometimes mother’s sensitiveness,selfishness or any other thing also become a reason which make a big PACIFIC OCEAN between father and mother.
Then they will come close as an adjustment.
Next child surely a CAPRICORN or STRONG CAPRICORN INFLUENCED CHILD.STRENGTH of Capricorn depend upon the WIDTH OF PACIFIC OCEAN BETWEEN FATHER AND MOTHER.
Often strong CAPRICORN born as SECOND CHILD.IN CASE OF FIRST CHILD FATHER AND MOTHER IS ROMANTIC. NO CHANCE OF PACIFIC OCEAN.
IN CASE YOU ARE FEELING THAT A SRTONG CAPRICORN OR CAPRICORN INFLUENCING PERSON IS NOT USING THEIR ABILITIES AND DESTROYING THEMSEIFS, THEN IT IS SURE THAT THIS CAPRICORN IS BORN TO DESTROY THOSE EVILS THAT BECOME A MAIN CAUSE FOR HIS BIRTH.HE WILL UNCONSCIOUSLY TRAVEL.AFTER UNDERSTANDING THE REAL AIM OF HIS LIFE HE WILL FIGHT WITH ALL TYPES OF THOSE EVILS AND WILL WIN.THEN START HIS JOURNEY TO SUCCESS.SURELY THEY WILL CLIMB THE MOUTAIN AND WILL REACH TOP, WILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
A strong Capricorn never born in normal family.
If anybody saying what i am saying is wrong then you should go through all events that cause before your birth.You can ask your mother about this.Sometimes your duty to punish your father or mother or both.
June 7th, 2009 at 1:30 am
I am a capricorn and I love practical jokes! I am the biggest goofball in my circle of friends.
June 15th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Right ON TARGET.
It’s the first thing I noticed about my Cap friend and not mentioned in any books/websites.
Thanks for pointing it out!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
i like what “www” said about the caps. I am a capricorn and ALL the caps that are around me, me included are all from either monoparental families or broken families. either the mother raised us without the father or something is going on in the caps immediate family. Another thing, we have sharp, witty and sometimes dry sense of humor. Also really fast and right on target,keen but sometimes plain goofy sense humor
July 15th, 2009 at 6:39 am
As a hardcore Capricorn, here’s one to get you going…
“Life is a comedy to those who THINK (capricorns) and a tragedy for those who FEEL!”
Hehehe, I love that quote
Peace to all!
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 am
i absolutely love to play practical jokes on those around me. I sometimes giggle for a good 20 minutes!!! (even if no one finds it amusing)my sense of humor is definitely dry and witty and usually helps me deal with life’s ups and downs. I find it takes a special kind of person to appreciate my views and comments. I have a brother and special friend that are both Cancers and we can giggle and stretch those jokes to the most absurd scenarios… i love it!
July 29th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
As a Capricorn, I know we are dark creatures. We love a good joke and find humor in things we shouldn’t. Sometimes, it is taken as we are too harsh or honest.
July 31st, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I love being silly.
I always pick on people, but I always tell them I’m kidding.
I don’t like hurting people’s feelings, even if those people were mean to me. I’m a very amiable person. lol I’m just silly at the sametime.
August 1st, 2009 at 2:41 am
I’m a cap. i still cannot believe that capricorns are serious, dull, and boring. . .i have friends that are aries’,leos, and sagittarius. aren’t they supposed to be FUN? but they have the personality that a capricorn has. . .and i’m always that one that’s laid back and well, fun!! and yes, i love to joke around. [fun? joke? equals the same? XD]
but to answer your question, SOME do. because my friend diana[capricorn] is boring and serious!
August 1st, 2009 at 4:18 am
i think capricorn only plays jokes when there completely comfortible and surrounded by friends.
August 4th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
One of my sisters is a Capricorn. The “www” posts describe her well remarkably — very interesting! She does indeed seem very serious about tracking down evil/injustice and exposing it without any qualms. However, if you refuse to ‘go there’ with her or just don’t want to go again, a more lighthearted nature will show.
The closest thing to a prank I’ve known her to commit is paging our mother and leaving the phone number of our childhood residence. She was playing head games with her. She plays head games with all of us — loves getting in our heads! Sometimes I consciously let her because it’s amusing, well, for awhile, I’m a Gemini after all.
August 4th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I am with a Capricorn and YES, he loves to play practical jokes and it drives me crazy! I am a Virgo and just don’t get them
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August 6th, 2009 at 9:11 am
i think capricorn only plays jokes when there completely comfortible and surrounded by friends I am a capricorn and ALL the caps that are around me,and I love practical jokes!and if people understand us it’ll come strong friendship
August 6th, 2009 at 9:23 am
i absolutely love to play practical jokes on those around me. I sometimes giggle for a good 20 minutes!!! (even if no one finds it amusing)my sense of humor is definitely dry and witty and usually helps me deal with life’s ups and downs. I find it takes a special kind of person to appreciate my views and comments. I have a brother and special friend that are both Cancers and we can giggle and stretch those jokes to the most absurd scenarios… i love it!
August 8th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Well I myself am a Capricorn and am told I have moments when I tend to be funny however I don’t really play pranks on people. Then again I’ve never been a really serious person either. My friend Donald on the other hand, who is also a Capricorn is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met.
August 11th, 2009 at 6:37 am
Haha i’m a capricorn but i don’t really play pratical jokes on people a lot! i like to make them laugh with the way i say things rather than tricking them. But, i’m probably the most interesting astrological combination you’ll see on here because my chinese and western horoscopes completely contradic each other! I’m a capricorn metal goat with my sun rising in cancer. Quite interesting huh?
August 19th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Those who get LOVE of Capricorn is the luckiest man/woman in this world.
If a Capricorn started to HATE it is Dangerous HE will PUNISH BRUTALY.
‘CAREFULL’
even Scorpios cann’t Escape.
We Capricorn Die for our BROTHERS & SISTERS.Because it is our responsibility.
If a Capricorn never Punish the ‘REAL’ CAUSE of their Birth.GOD will PUNISH THEM.
That is if they don’t lot their Basic Family.They will surely lost the ‘FAMILY’ they CREATED.A Divorce or Extra-Marital Affair surely come.
For a Strong Capricorn everything is Family if they lot that everything is LOST.
August 25th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
i am a capricorn also. WWW’s comment caught my eyes along with many others. but I, too was raised in a broken, violent home.and i despise and hunt down people who have done myself, family or friends wrong. i will not let them get away with it. but also as i get older, seems like life keeps dealing me crappy hands but it only makes me better. “you are only given the life, you are strong enough to live.” and the mind games? i find it very amusing to be completely random with my statements just to see peoples reactions and make them think. so i guess capricorns are all about the same. hmmm
September 3rd, 2009 at 12:53 am
Well I’m a cap and definatly like to have a laugh and my humour will alter dependant on who I am around. I found www comment quite staggering actually especially after noting a few others have also agreed!!! The caps are boring thing from my view is rubbish, meet us outside of a career based or money making scenario and we are the funniest wittiest basically daftust sign there is. We dress to achieve a goal, so note tht next time u get dressed :p I would agree tho although we only do it to help not patronise we really need to bite our toumge more when we preach to others on “how it should be done” lol we never give up so don’t try and get in the way if our goal however we won’t tread on others to get there so don’t do it to us cos it won’t be forgotten and karma tends to work well for us. Your partner a cap? Give as much love as u cam and once u earn the trust and love of a Capricorn u will never need any one else cos u will be loved 100 percent and treated like a god, we ate also apparantly the best sign in the sack so enjoy
xxx
September 4th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I always play and joke around but most of the time im actually pretty serious most times while in the process of a joke i guess from my “no emotions” your laughter makes me happy lol …WWW comment.. i come from violence and poverty..
September 5th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Capricorns are three types
1.Abnormal Capricorn
Most powerfull Capricorns.Abnormal because of high excitation energy. Unconscious movement to a world to find real cause of their birth.
This stage they will destroy themselves ,met a Gemini.These people punish brutally even Scorpios.
2.Normal Capricorns
NOT Cross the Level.
Very serious play practicl jokes.If they go like this met a Virgo or Taurus.
3.Soft Capricorns
Forgive every Faults.
Born for Forgiving.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Well, all I can say is the Capricorns are the coldest people I have ever met! They are soul destroying. They suck people in bt pretending they’re nice, but It’s all just an act. It’s all about them. They talk about everyone behind their back. My 3 best friends were Caps and my first boyfriend who I saw for 3 years. Boy, did I learn my lesson. I am on the Aries cusp, so Im prob a Pisces. I will never again trust one. The unfortunate thing is I can feel their presence and I get a sick feeling. Please God, keep them away from me.
Their mantra is I use! And they sure achieve that. When Ive a kid Ill be damnful sure its not one of those or a Cancer! Nothing cud be worse in my mind. A virgo or leo would help either. I plan and pray it will be a nice balanced Libra one day.
September 14th, 2009 at 11:31 am
TO,
Irish girl
As an Aries you should be carefull
You match with a capricorn who have Arien influene.
We will Punish Aries because they are Selfish.
GO IN A RIGHT WAY
Try to make a MENTALITY of Helping others.
THEN NO PROBLEM.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:11 am
Hi!
I’m a capricorn too just bored so i decided to search zodiac signs and found this site pretty interesting to read about all capricorns. We are funny but I don’t think we do practical jokes though because we don’t like that on us but we’re fair. We make everyone laugh when the conversations gets going but thing is if someone hurts us, we think of revenge but then change because its not nice. All in all people likes capricorn’s are nice and funny.Good thinkers too.
September 29th, 2009 at 2:29 am
When I think about it, we do enjoy playing jokes on people. We tend to be reserved most of the time, but once we break out of our caution we go all out! I do tend to get a little goofy to those I’m close to, and on the other hand If I don’t know you very well and I feel playful (which is a rarity) I’ll probably show more sarcasm and a dry humor. Most of the time people don’t really think that’s funny because it sort of leans towards being an insult, and though we’ll apologize theres no doubt that we’re laughing our heads off under that unemotionalfacade. It’s only funny when no one expects it.
So yeah… It’s a lie that Capricorns are reserved all the time. Everyone else just needs to pay more close attention to us and you’ll get it.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Why a Capricorn not getting a Capricorn?
I need a Capricorn but unfortunately a Gemini come to my Life.I FEEL boring because of him.He is not at all ambititious I Hate it.
Capricorn-Capricorn matching is the Best then we can understand each other very well.There is meaning in Life.
Why GOD is doing injustice to Capricorns every time even from Childhood?
October 1st, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I’m a Capricorn and I was wondering where did you get all this informaion WWW? I believe everything you said is true and also what others have said but I am so interested in reading more about us.. Like what’s up with this whole “Real cause of birth” ?
I too come from a broken family, father abused mother, and my mother only wanted 4 children, her 4th was taken by flase information by a doctor to recieve an abortion, when that happend a year later, she had me, so I guess you can say I wasn’t really supposed to be born? Anyone have any views on this?
October 6th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Im a Capricorn and i love to play pranks on people.its fun and it makes me laugh like crazy!it makes for good funny memories.i find it exciting and funny to play pranks.i am known as the prankster to my friends and family.its is true that capricorns are serious but we also like to have a good laugh.
October 6th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Capricorns are one of the nicest people you could ever meet but we can be one of the meanest people to.only if you give us a good reason to,like being disloyal and disrespectful and ungreatful and dishonest.in order for someone to become our friend you have to prove to us you are loyal and trustworthy.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
To,
Forgotten
I Cann’t understand what you said?
I am also from a destructive family.Father is Abnormal Taurean make loud sounds.Normal Taureans are silent.My Mother is Gemini wih Taurean ascendant.
Both have High Tolerating Power.But not having a little bit of thinking capacity.
Repulsion come between them because of their Family members they utilize them for Money even my grandmothers.
I love my Parents a Lot but I will Punish them for their faults and force them to go in the Right Direction.But LOVE them because their is no Fault in them, everything is because of there family members.I will be a horrible beast for my relatives who destroyed My Family for their selfishness.
My Father,his BROTHER and my Cousin is Planning to finish me from this earth.If I am ALIVE they cann’t do nothing with my Mother and our Property.
My life is a Fantastic Special life with my Gemini Boyfriend.I want to Protect my Gemini too from every type of evils.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Capricorn child is mature from childhood.
My mother told me that when I was born in February 12 I started to react at that Day itself.
My hair come after 6 months.When came it was curly(Aquarian character) after that my mother remove it.Then started to grow Wavy hair(Capricorn character).
When I am 1 year old I started take breakfast,lunch,dinner myself I don’t like anybody help me and treat like a small child.
My Legs in Aquarian and my Head in Capricorn with Long Face.
I am a Famous Abnormal Capricorn.
I research What is the reason for my abnornmality? and I come to the World of Astrology there I got Answer for my question.
I have pisces Sleep paralysis too.
ASTROLOGY is very helpfull for Everything.
I LOVE THIS SITE.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 am
Post by WWW is absolutely correct in case of me. Very Very true. But now my mom and dad after 20 yrs they are quite good together. I wonder where did u find about that. I am cap . I think I am very unlucky. I am usually depressed most of time just in a simple reason. I am actually funny thats what other say..I think i m bit more ambitious.. I think I am very complicated .. my thinking and everything and my life is very messy. So, life of capricorn in case of me.. just do hard work and very lttle chance to take pleasure. This is actually might not b in oda ppls life.:(
November 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I am sort of with a Capricorn male at the minute. I am Aquarius female. My Cap male loves to joke but the thing is he seems to do it at the wrong times. If I am having a convosation on a serious matter like the enviroment and what is happening he will make a joke out of it. At first it is funny but once they get a laugh they don’t stop. I would say more witty than practical joker. I love to play practical jokes and god help my family on April’s Fools Day becuase I make a full day of it. If you play a practical joke on a capricorn they can take it offensive. It depends what mood they are in. If happy they are jokers, funny, loveable, kind and sensual. If in a bad mood they are boring, dull, ratty and quiet. I wind my cap up though when he is like that then he gets angry hahaha… which isn’t good if your laughing at him while he is trying to tell you WHY he is in a mood and your not listening. I think over all if you get a cap that is a happy soul then you will have tones of fun and laughs with them and they love to joke. Although if you get a moody cap then expect some quiet dull times that change into turbulence. Great in bed tho haha! Yea am insane am an Aquarian. x
November 8th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Funny, I am a cap myself.. I was from a broken family at a very young age as well. I can tell when evil is in the air.. I love it for some reason though. I an relate to being very stubborn and not liking jokes much, I am a very serious person.. and as much as I love to play jokes, I’d hate them done to me.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I am a Capricorn and I played practical jokes when I was younger, but I did it for justice’s sake. If someone told me of a practical (mean joke) they played on someone else, I pulled the same prank on them when the time was right so that they could know how it felt.
Now while saying this, I also have a tendency to be too understanding of another’s point of view. I love to joke and goof, but I realize my mischievous side is because of anger.
November 18th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Im a mixed cap with some fire and air in my star chart so I have to say my personality has both serious and fun sides. It just depends on the situation but most of the time im always wanting to find a way to crack a joke to make the other person or people laugh as I want everyone in the group to have a good time. They are rarely practical but I do enjoy the occasional prank
most of the time its either dry observational/boisterous humor that either has people in stitches or completely flies over their head, leaving them thinking “Jesus Christ hes hilarious” or “wow what a weirdo” respectively
November 21st, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I am a capricorn and am the biggest prankster I know. Alot of people don’t get to see this side of me, but once I get close to someone the silliness comes out. I don’t know if I would call it more of a prankster or agitating. I love to do both- but just to the extent that makes someone laugh, not to where I make people mad or continuely do it. I have a really hard time expressing my emotions so it is so hard to not believe in astrology. How could all of this be coincidental?
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:13 am
As a Capricorn I am usually in complete agreement with astrology readings…except when they peg Caps as being overly serious. I personally have always had a very intense and outlandish sense of humor. And I definitely partake in practical jokes as well! In the rare occurrence that a prank is played on me, I do not get mad. Instead I ponder how I’ll top the original prank, but always in good fun of course.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:40 am
Ha, apparantly im a Capricorn but im the king of jokes of all kind. I dont tolerate jokes being played on me though (usually ends with a fight :])
December 9th, 2009 at 4:53 am
I’m a capricorn… i always joke around… but i found out very few friend can understand my joke… so in the end, i will be laughing alone leaving them in confusion…hahaha… i love to see them confuse…. lol…. but yeah, i love practical joke, i love to crack my bf(pisces)… everyday i crack him more than 10 times… he is the only one can understand my joke , i guess ^^
December 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I am a cap and I ABSOLUTELY HATE ppl playing practical jokes on me..but if I have to go along on a practical joke, say, for someone’s birthday bash, I would take it seriously and smash it..hahaha!
December 12th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I’m a Capricorn, and I will say I like to mess with people. I don’t try to make anyone angry in doing this, I just love to see how people react. It helps me read them a lot better. I don’t say much, but when I do say something from out of the blue it tends to be pretty funny. And it’s true I don’t like being teased, but cap’s are all like that. WE dish it out but we can’t take it, since we have a serious side. WE take things seriously even when it is a joke, and some cases we actually get angry and feel disrepected, but what we are best at is dishing it right back.
December 15th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Haha I’m a capricorn and my twin sister is a capricorn and I play terrible jokes on her all the time but she would never play practical jokes on me. Her jokes are more like messing with peoples minds and mine are more like jumping from around a corner with a blow horn. so its hard to say. Maybe capricorns just like having control over peoples emotions and find that justification through playing tricks and jokes on people. I mean joseph stalin was a capricorn and he made people praise him while murdering their families.
December 20th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
YEs, we play jokes all dayy long, try and pass us by, we catch up in the long run
like the tortus and the rabbit.
we can be sarcastic assholes…..
Im still trying to figure out this whole 13th zodiac sign thing, it just doesnt sound like it woks… expecially with me being a metal capricorn to the fullest extent. 1/16/? Post comments if you have any information for me please ..
Read more: Aquarius Compatibility With Capricorn 2009
December 27th, 2009 at 3:29 am
I’m a capricorn girl.
I hate practical jokes.
I hate having jokes pulled on me.
I love funny, I love jokes, I love stand-up comics, I can deal with dirty jokes, I can deal with sexual jokes and stuff like that.
But I can’t deal with anything embarrassing or awkward or suspense of any kind.
It really grates at me actually.
…
December 27th, 2009 at 4:58 am
I am a capricorn and i love to joke and sometimes play practical jokes but mostly just have a very witty sense of humor..I love that side to me and so does most around me!!
December 31st, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Being a capricorn, i love practical jokes. throughout high school, i was putting glue on peoples seats and water when no glue was present. The occasional moving of the chair before someone sits down.
One school camp we were on because the boys and girls were separated, i was dared to streak past the girls rooms nude, which i did with great pleasure…. twice, and was suspended for 3 weeks. But it was worth it.
If your going to do a practical joke, you just gotta expect it back and need to be able to laugh at your self.
January 15th, 2010 at 5:32 am
I know that I am a capricorn and I LOVE to play practical jokes! And I play them constantly without going overboard! I noticed that most capricorns that I know are practical jokers. Just make sure people don’t get the wrong idea and everything is all fine!
January 16th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
This is sooo true about Capricorns. We don’t show this side of ourselves to just anybody. They must have a emotional connection to us. Yes we do love having a great time and for myself I find that out of no where a joke will pop out of my mouth or doing something silly that will have u in stitches. This only comes about if I’m feeling comfortable around them and in a TERRIFIC mood. Music gets me going!!
January 25th, 2010 at 5:26 am
I think all Capricorns are interconnected to each other
If one CAP cann’t play a practical joke to one, then it sure that another CAP wil surely do it.
Depending upon the energy level.
Those BRUTAL Practical jokes are typical ones.
Their is Taurens with cunning mentally they will surely marry a Capricorn.Then they will suffer the whole life time.
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:06 am
im a capriorn and agree with almost everything thats been said.
i find this really amazing and just furthers the proof that astrology is correct.
Like others have said capricorns DO have a serious side, but once we are comfortable and understand the people around us we open up and show the inner us. i always say capricorns are like ogres and onions haha. we have layers! it might be a defense mechanism or maybe not but it is there no doubt about it.
i have also found that i along with other capricorns have a very different sense of humor. u cancall it dry or sarcastic or whatever but its definately witty and if people understand you they will think you are halarious but if they dont then they just think ur weird. lol. i often find myself laughing out loud at things others find nothing funny about it.
but yea another thing worth mentioning is WWW’s comments. i honestly never heard the whole “caps come from a broken family” bit but i most certainly do, and when i read it i thought back and it rings true for every capricorn ive ever met. its weird i never noticed it before. but one thing about WWW’s comments i dont agree with is the over use of the word PUNISH, i know caps can be very cruel if pushed the wrong way, but at the same time, i can be very forgiving, u can stab me in the back, and give me a month and i wont even care anymore.
but yea just my own little two cents.
February 20th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I too am a capricorn, and I totally love to pull pranks. Everything from the silly to the extreme (making mom think ur dead). I don’t mind that we’re portrayed as boring and rigid. Its a great cover so noone ever sees it coming, and are less likely to try and pull one on us. My jokes do often have a sting or bite to them. I guess I like handing out backhanded jokes.
February 21st, 2010 at 12:33 am
yes, capricorns are serious but we have a wicked sense of humour. but i hate having tricks played on me. however i think most capricorns i met including myself come from broken really screwed up families. my personal experience, what do you think?
February 24th, 2010 at 7:35 am
The whole beauty of being a capricorn is to play the joke but not have the joke played on you.
From stink bombs to making sexual noises in a closet to playing a practical joke on a friend that ended up with him getting slapped by an old lady. The true comedy is walking away from it with a sterling reputation.
I believe that practical jokes are a staple diet to the average Capricorn. The one’s with a thicker shell opt for the less risky approach…funny jokes. Nevertheless I am positive that a capricorn will play one epic practical joke in his or hers lifetimes.(which will totally be in the Capricorns benefit in every way. Somehow they will walk away from it richer).
For the most part, however, everything has its time and place. We clearly define the moment to joke from the moment to be serious. At this point stupidity, at whatever level, is met with apathy and a touch of annoyance.
Don’t let that fool you though. Life is truly a comedy for those who think.
March 11th, 2010 at 6:18 am
I agree with Jeremiah, I think Capricorns do play a lot of mind games. I know I do, well I didn’t before till my friend pointed it out to me that I do.
March 19th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Guys , guess iam the last one to find this great site and to post a reply to the long ended topic …
its the WWW’s comments that made me do this …
what the hell !! how can this be … iam the second child and my parents whent through and had craziest times in their life ! also i feel i had the worst childhood ever and yep the will against the evil is so damn strong !!
Man ! I am surprised oe what !
March 30th, 2010 at 5:41 am
I agree with “WWW” …yes we are the destroyer of evil and we will! And I agree about the ‘pacific ocean’ too its something we get free! Ya we love practicle jokes not to the extent which we think if played to us is a offence… Its just Capricons dont like to hurt others for a mere pleasure. Yes being funny and sometime too dark sided is something expected!
April 5th, 2010 at 7:03 am
omg… “www” that was DARK.
Maybe this will just prove him right. I have an older brother
We’re both Caps. Oh crap. Raised only by mom. Father was there but not actually.
At least I don’t remember his presence although I saw him in the house.
They were not together after I was born. But I have pictures of our whole family. Perhaps just as an image thing.Dad died when I was 12. Although when I suffered an episode of depression, (few years ago/It’s cool now)(I’m a drama king) consequence of this, I figured it didn’t strike me as much as my borther because I don’t have him in my memory. He was there, and at the same time there was never this moment “Hey, Dad: Can I borrow your tools”. I figured he had died a long time ago. Someone killed him when I was born. See the parallel on blaming someone? My mom, came up to my mind so many times. Punish, yeah it would be epic, Dark. (It was ugly back then, now it’s cool)
That was the goal. But, she’s my mom.I love her. Shut up! I didn’t want to make him suffer, he had lost his father already. It all summs up to one question “WHY?”. From there you can go to many places, escenarios and belevie me they’re not pleasant. This simple question led me to the darkness.
Pin pointing evil. Who, when how,Why? again.
So i created another universe. Where my last name was Darko. (cool ha?)
There I could do all the blaming, (those things just happen man, chill out,) all the punishing.But the darkness, it’s so majestic and frigthening.It lured me to stay there.
It was not real. but it was enough as to realize how important they are. I became more sensitive to feelings since I pushed myself to beleive in an emotion. Then i got out of the hole. I got out of Darko’s world. That alt reality helped me a lot.
(Anyways, yeah I crack up at and like to play silly jokes, even more if they are similar to some played on TV) =)
April 12th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Being an INDIRECT CAPRICORN Women is very Difficult espectially when connected with a Gemini Man
WHY Capricorn is born for Sacrificing?
Noone in this world can tolerate him Only I can Tolerate him
Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice……………again again
REWARD BACK is PAIN ONLY PAIN
April 28th, 2010 at 7:26 am
To WWW,
You like to give advices, well let me give you one: don’t victimize yourself. I agree with all you said before but I don’t like this last post. Of course, thanks to our empathic character and great sense of humor, we can be very understanding and patients but… I think we should know our limits. Justice that’s what you said right?
Justice for others, justice for ourselves too! Let’s dress up in our best red cape/ blue skiny panty and fly in the sky!! And kick off the ass of our own devils too!
BTW, can I ask you what is “Indirect Capricorn”?
May 2nd, 2010 at 11:53 am
I`m a capricorn and I have been told mby many people I`m really funny but in my opinion I think capricorns dont like to play practical jokes! U GET MY JIZZ
May 22nd, 2010 at 1:21 pm
To,
Gudea
Thanks for your comment and giving me the advice.I agree with this.
You asked me about indirect Capricorn,they are those Caps whose are not born under the sign of Capricorn but their natal chart have most of the important planets in Capricorn.This way their personality is different from their basic sign and it is close to Capricorn,even their nature is more typical than those Caps who born in January(round face).You can identify these people by their long face,attitude to life,mentality to make money in right way and their BROTHERHOOD because all Capricorn love their Elder one a lot,they will die for their elder brother or sister(most influence)
at the same time they will punish.Michael Jackson is one of the Famous indirect Capricorn.Unfotunately he have negative Virgo(basic sign) influence because of that he was crazy about perfection.His family background,Father-Mother pacific ocean is there.
I think most of the Capricorns have MOON-MARS Conjuction in their Natal Chart.Sometimes Moon in Cancer and Mars in Capricorn OR Moon in Taurus and Mars in Scorpio like that.
Those have this speciallity in their Natal Chart have LUCK for MONEY.
Ricky Martin who is a Capricorn have Moon-Mars Conjuction in 12th House.
June 10th, 2010 at 1:01 am
I’m being pursued by a capricorn man. He is cautious and secretive. He won’t tell me his exact age. He visits me at my house where I observe him closely. He hasn’t taken me to dinner. At first he won’t call so much. Would say he’ll call back and won’t. Now he calls me every day. And can someone tell me why he expects intimacy with me when he has not even taken me out and he does not tell me much about himself. He is telling me more slowly about him. Yesterday he called his mama and had me hear her talk on a speaker cell phone. He is too affectionate in private and very needy for touch and likes to grab and touch. I’m a Taurus female. I thought capricorns are conservative. He is indeed sharp, oodlooking, dry sense of humor, sarcastic at times, deep. I don’t understand his being secretive and desire for intimacy with me. I of course told him I won’t make love to him.
July 5th, 2010 at 2:54 am
yeeaah, im a cancer, and im in love with a Capricorn, he’s the joker :p
July 10th, 2010 at 4:59 am
Practical jokes have never crossed my mind. *Jan 18* I do fall into the cusp, but no never have I even thought of doing any jokes. If anything I am a serious a capri female who does not like jokess from others or do onto others. I am super sensitive so if you do it to me, hers is how the situation would be, while everyone is laughing I am the one is the corner being grudgeful and crying inside. P.s I have been researching a great deal on astrology and wanted to point out that even though what is general said in our sun sign, other aspects such as your moon sign or so… play an important role.
July 11th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
As a capricorn I must admit to being the coordinator and participant of many practical jokes from egging houses to stealing mattresses from dorm rooms. However, said “practical jokes” could be more accurately described as acts of vengeance, and where acted out under a more innocent title to avoid retaliation from the victim. It can be said, however, that implementing this arbitrary moral system is only a cheap attempt at avoiding the guilt that comes from subjecting an innocent bystander to reckless shenanigans.
August 17th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
WWW:
I think you just described my entire life point by point!!! Troubled childhood with lots of evil. I WAS the second born and became the strongest of the children! And I am the only one to destroy their evil!
I also ended up moving across the country from them! HAahaha!
Also, I LOVE practical jokes! They are very hard for me to resist! I had to learn to laugh when I was the butt of them. LOL! But I laugh nonetheless…just don’t bring it up around me. Hahahahah!
August 22nd, 2010 at 3:04 pm
I HATE practical jokes. Capricorns do not like to be embarrassed nor embarrass anyone else so I should think this is more of a Sagittarian or Aries trait.
August 22nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I have a moon-mars conjucntion in Taurus in the second house. Anyone able to interpret what that means please?
August 31st, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Am a core Capricorn, i found that, i dont get along well with people who dont joke. my friends tell me that i have a crazy sense of humor. best way people describe me is “she is very funny”….
September 11th, 2010 at 10:43 am
im a cap and i like to play the ocasonal practical joke, especially if it teaches a lesson on being fair about someting…. but i hate them played on me. it makes me really mad! lol….
September 27th, 2010 at 9:36 am
To,
CAP/SAG
Sometimes you will get a Cancerian in your life.I don’t know just a prediction only.
October 1st, 2010 at 12:17 am
Hi Love_Astrology, first I´ll thank u for your invitation and about Capricorn practical jokes yes!!! We like to make jokes in serious situation but, as u may know, there are different kind of Capricorn depending on many factors for example in which sign of the zodiac is Saturn and which aspects it´s. I can just speak for myself and in my natal chart Saturn´s in Acquarius so I make practical jokes in my social life maybe if someone has Saturn in Leo, people who is around 30 or 60 years today, have difficulty in show practical jokes and maybe don´t accept it. They maybe show how good their organize capacity really is instead of a practical joke. Orlando Bloom is Capricorn and he has Saturn in Leo. He is a serious drama actor.
October 11th, 2010 at 9:15 am
Wow, I found the right site that describes me.I was sick of being labeled serious,dark boring,none social….
Well I am none social to certain I find boring to hung out.
Sagittarius,Libra,leo,aquarius,are not funny but they are there to judge and make themselves important .This so called out going people are hella boring.They lack humor and are the dark actually.They have nothing to offer but make unimportant comments.They enjoy my humor and always think I should join them where ever they go so I keep making them lough.
Hey I got plenty to do than entertain this humorless signs.So I distance myself and therefore they call me non social! I enjoy Aries,Pisces,Gemini signs.I think they are fun to be around!
Thanks for bringing this positive topic about Capricorns.
October 26th, 2010 at 9:36 am
As a cap, i have to say, playing practical jokes on my nearest and dearest is one of the finer pleasures in life. Nothing too risky, but certainly something that is tongue in cheek ;p. As much i appear serious and almost snobbish (more to do with wanting to get to know you first), underneath it all, i crave a good humored joke (witty and dry humor go well with me).
After all thats said and done… i’m just wondering where the mind games come into it? If a person can’t be honest with me and wants to play games, i don’t have the time for it (in myself or others). That honesty can sometimes cut to the core of other people (have learned to temper it a little), but then they know where i stand, no games involved…
November 15th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I am a Capricorn person, and I have always had a good sense of humor, or rather a huge funny bone. When it comes to someone playing a practical joke on me, I have never got upset about it. Capricorns sometimes get a raw deal, once a person gets to know a Capricorn, they are quite humorous, at least that is the way I have always been. Don’t depend too much on what a person’s sun sign is, sure there is a lot of truth to the characteristics, but it does not mean to say that the person(s) personality is exactly like that sun sign. I am probably the biggest practical joker out there, with a huge sense of humor, once someone gets to know me of course.
December 17th, 2010 at 2:57 am
yepp…i am caap and i love to practicall jkks speaciialyy on my brother:)
January 4th, 2011 at 7:29 am
As a Capricorn, I look down on tasteless practical jokes.
In my opinion, every person is precious. When we play practical jokes on someone, it kinda say that we don’t really have much respect for that particular person. How can you expect everyone to have fun when the person you did joke on sipped his special lemonade and a strand of your pubic hair just peeked out from between his teeth? People won’t remember you for being funny. They will remember you for being gross.
And everyone would possibily avoid tagging along you for fun in the long run.
I’v sure nobody want to anticipate your pubic hair peeking out of any of their anotomy, cheerfully greeting the crowd.
Cappies are the people who are able to humour and tickle your funny bone without so much moving a muscle. It flow out of them flawlessly at the right time, at the right place, with the right word. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a few words, a Cappy will be able to deliver a humor without batting an eyelid.
But the offside is, we cappies are forever uncomfortable in the world outside of our own. As a result, whenever we’re out of the comfort zone we either become inactive spectator of any fun events and our humour button is switched off or we become an alien of some sort because we force ourselves to blend into the crowd by doing silly things such as practical jokes.
Well, I’ve seen a fair amount of those two types…
January 14th, 2011 at 3:44 am
As a Capi I love practical jokes. I don’t do to well with having them pulled on me but if you catch me on a good day I will laugh along with you. If its a bad day though you will hear me on my war path for sure haha.
January 14th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
I am also a Capricorn, and my belief is, or should I saay what I have percieved about myself is my sense of humor. Its …….different. I find things amusing in a saterical way, especially when it happens to other people. HAH HAH La! When it happens to me I find it funny also but only if it is not too serously damaging to me. Of course that gos for other people when prat falls befall them! ……………..NOTTT!!! HAh HAH HAH..HAH!
January 15th, 2011 at 8:13 pm
m a capricorn nd watever www sed is true … well m not sure if mi parentz had a fyt b4 i was born but m a second child… nd i feel all dose stuff nd m reallii confsued wat 2 do wid mi lyf in future… well most ppl think m a serious type of person . but m not at all … nd i reallyy wanna knw y dey dont get tht ……
January 17th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Okay, I’m not sure about the other Capricorns but I LOVE playing practical jokes! I also don’t really mind if one is played on me, as long as it’s not serious or anything. Contrary to popular belief, Capricorns aren’t all boring and serious (at least I’m not), in fact, I hate it when people are too boring or are too serious about something! We can be hard-workers though (or maybe that’s just me).
January 21st, 2011 at 4:52 am
Nice all these comments. I loved it and read all them. I agreed 100% with WWW wrote. I loved my parents, and they loved me too, but I punished them for their mistakes. My joke are more witty I don’t like to laugh at people, but I love to laugh with people. I would like to know more about Capricorn, I ask WWW or who know more about sign, Info: I am a CAPRICORN with ascendant in LEO, moon in SCORPION and
Mercury in Aquarium
Venus in Aquarium
Mars in Scorpion
Jupiter in Virgin
Saturn in Scorpion
Uranus in Lion
Neptune in Scorpion
Pluto in Lion
January 21st, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I am very much a cappy (23 Dec) male. I agree with AnonymousX that I find silly and practical jokes distasteful, disrespectful and derogative. I don’t like it done to me, and I do not condone or participate in such activity.
I find it very surprising that so many other cappies claim that they like to play practical jokes aka pranks, it is definately not in our character, given that respect, status, honor, and our image that we project to others are very important aspects to us, which such an activity will damage.
I agree with others saying that we will only joke around when we are around people we know (are comfortable with/trust). When around strangers, we put up our guard and become aloof, snobbish, quiet, and listens only.
But I am sure if you ask anybody about our sense of humour, it will be sarcastic, dark, dry type of humor, limited things we say, hear or think. We definately don’t like to make a spectacle of ourselves or anybody else for that matter, otherwise we will damage our selfrespect and that of others.
Slapstick, silly or stupid jokes is simply not funny and plain irritating, distasteful and sometimes even disrespectful to us. I absolutely abhor most American sitcoms on TV where most people will be laughing at something I simply don’t find funny, and movies with Jim Carey, Adam Sandler in them is simply stupid most of the time. Most people love Monte Python, I absolutely hate it. Give me Faulty Towers, or most British comedy or even some everyday life that is unusual or interesting. I can’t go to burials for example, because I will start laughing at the people crying, and I find weddings plain depressing with all those senseless speeches.
We love to pop a quirky remark/comment, especially something with double meaning, or saying something punny but funny. We have a very sharp and quick whit and can pick up on a line or subtle innoendoes very quickly.
Yes we have a very active funny bone, even when we are seriously working, but that is used as a stress reliever and to brighten my mostly serious days. I can take it when people make jokes about/with me, and I will also make jokes about/with them, but not in a mean way and certainly not to hurt them. I will laugh at others and even if they laugh at me.
Cappies start as serious adults when they are a child, and becomes children as they age. It was certainly with me the case. We have a deep sense of responsiblity and what is ethically right. We have a keen eye for what is right or what is the truth. My bulshit detector is well oiled.
So it also depends how old your cappy is. The older, the naughtier and more playful, free spirited and romantic, unlike all other signs.
Responsiblity and selfrespect is our middle name, so I simply don’t see how a cappy can claim that practical jokes actually fits into that. But I can still be seriously working, and cheer me and others up by saying something funny, or even just thinking of something funny and just smile a lot or even laugh at my own thoughts. I even have many very funny dreams, where I will wake up with sore cheek and stomach mussles in the morning of all the laughing.
Even Sagetarians say that I have a very active sense of humour.
As for playing mindgames, I think people simply don’t understand us. Cappies are the teachers of the signs and the father. We love to learn, especially from history, to teach by transferring that knowledge, and then test others if they learnt the lesson, and repeat. We love to help others and to teach. But we also believe in what is right and will set things straight what is wrong, especially where things are ethically wrong.
I don’t believe cappies were born to fix evil or punish others, but definately to teach others and to correct wrongs and to forgive the injustices of others.
But similarly to Scorpios, don’t doublecross us or pick a fight with us, you are likely to lose in a mental or knowledge fight of whits, althought unlike the Scorpios, without vindictiveness or a personal vendetta. See it as a friendly duel of whits and that slight nudge by the fence in the ribs that we have won. Oh, I digress… Back to the mind games issue…
How do you determine/find out someone’s true feelings, knowledge, their view, what they are thinking, without them knowing?
The others will say, just ask and you shall find! But the cappies know better, that people hide behind things, fake things, pretend, or plain even cheat and lie.
Well here is where our ingenious mind games come in. The teacher will stage a little test to gain that knowledge without telling the victim. Sometimes the test is simply pretending to be in agreement with the other person when you really are not, sometimes it is saying something to provoke them to see/test their reaction and their true identity or feelings. Sometimes it is doing something to see their reaction (maybe this is what others considers practical jokes?)
Sometimes I think cappies will be very good spies and at spy games.
We use the knowledge gained to then set the records straight, or to reveal to others the truth.
Some might call it that they were betrayed by the cappy, I say nonsense, they have not been truthful to others and have not communicated their true feelings and by setting it straight, helps others understand and help mending a relationship, even if it means that I had to play mind games to gain it.
It is true, that cappies hate/detest dishonesty, cheaters, boastful, selfish, vindictive, unforgiving, hateful people.
I will fight for my loved ones and family, and I will never give up teaching those I care for.
For WWW, I am having trouble understanding what you really mean. Since your birthday is in Feb, I find it strange that you call yourself a cappy, when you are not.
Cappies are not evil people and I don’t believe we are put here to punish our parents or grand parents. We might seem to be cold bastards on the outside, but we are very loving and mooshy on the inside just like Cancerians. We just protect the things we love much more, and we fight for our existance and for the things we believe and stand for and not even our parents or boss will stand in our way. I consider myself probably one of the most unlucky people on the planet. I have entered many competitions and have not won anything significant. I always hope and still try. My investments sour, but I don’t give up hope. My parents were not disfunctional, and I at least spent my first 8 years of my life with them. I had a stronger bond with my mom, but that is probably because she is a gemini and was the more educated one and responsible one, rather than my leo father. At 9 years, my mother’s dad died and I lived for the next 10 years with my grandma who was also a gemini. My family (mother, father, grand parents and aunts/uncles) were all very loving and were not abusive. I am the eldest. My brother is a Cancerian with a very short temper, who can be often very hateful and vindictive. If there was a reason why I was put on the planet, then it might be to save my brother, but I don’t know what the purpose was for me.
I truly believe in forgive and forget and that having grudges is a pointless excercise.
I also dream alot almost every night, most of the times about 2 dreams per night, but it would not be uncommon to have more that 6. They vary from serious to outragously funny, but none scarey or nightmares, from ages ago, to the present, to the furture. Most of the times it is about school, learning, strange places I don’t know and some I know. Then during the day, I will also have frequent bouts of deja vu where things are familiar or flashes of memories.
I do believe I have a strong try to something spiritual and being to see tidbits of my future, some things came true as see, experienced. Some memory flashes are accurate where I quoted a 9 digit membership number while poring my coffee in the claim department, thinking I am just poping a number out of my mind for fun to a claim assessor. But to my surprise and that of the assessor behind me who happen to process a claim with that exact membership number, and exclaiming in amasement how did I know she was processing a claim with that member number. I could not explain it other than just saying what came to my mind without thinking and without seeing.
I also dreamt of a map of a bay and with street names, I looked it up and found it to be Mackay in Australia, but I dreamt of it while I lived in South Africa and have never been or seen Australia. I now live in Brisbane Australia. I also predicted and dreamt many times that I will write off my student car, and it happened, just not in the way I dreamt it.
What all my dreams mean, I don’t know, if there are any meanting to it, but I meantion it because you mentioned that the eldest cappies have a close connection to their Eldest.
February 5th, 2011 at 1:11 am
IM a Capricorn to the tee as well is my fiance of 8 years and let me tell you THATS ALL WE DO!!!! if were not prank calling our family and friends were making fake dead bodies at holloween time and dropping them off on the roadside as we giggle and laugh our butts off from our house watching the drama unfold when the sheriffs and city police show up because they have gotten a call about the “DEAD BODY”. We have our “PROPS” we like to use and one is a fowl VERY FOWL smelling liguid called “LIQUID ASS” and when you put one drop on the floorboard of your victims car well it can be quite hillarious. There isnt a day go by that were thinking of something to do to someone.HOWEVER dare you play a practical joke on either one of us and its as if you have commited the worlds most hainous crime against poor victims us!! Its safe to say we dont like it at all. We have a very unusual sense of humour unlike any of our friends we can watch a funny skit by a comedian or listen to a song and laugh each and every time we play it yet our friends dont usually find it funny. We cant understand this either. Chris is my best friend hes my soulmate and there is never the need to have to explain our “Quirky” behaviors to eachother its just understood because were both CAPIS. This is a major glue that keeps most capis going strong. IM the high strung one hes the quite one that you can not predict. But in the end he sums it up best “BABY You may be a pain in the Ass but your MY pain in the ass”!!!!!!!!
February 16th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
hai,
i can see a special part inside me, which made me an expection among aquarians,in every caps here,a common character among all of us.i am interested to share a lots of things with all of you.
i want friendship with all capricorns here. i feel this may be because of my aquarian nature.i dont know which way i can contact u all,its possible or not.i tried to write my gmail,but that comment is not appeared.
if i get friends from caps world it will be a great relief for me from the pain i m getting childhood onwards.i feel someone in this world who is like me and share with me all those feelings that no other signs can understand.
love u all
February 27th, 2011 at 12:16 pm
to WWW.
ive read all that you have written and i must say you make some really interesting points… im a cap on 23rd dec so on the sag cusp but with a scorpio moon most of my chart is cap im first born but there was a miscarriage before me… my dad is cancer my mum also a cap my brother an aquairian weve had a pretty distuctive life.. and ive dished out a fair bit on my mum in the past for the way we raised my parents split my dad ended up in jail… they are back together now my mum has MS i think life has been hard on her… you say how we are for injustice and i totally agree ive had a few fights through protecting my friends and ranted at the tv like a lunatic when they show the harshness of society but i spose my question is.. is it normal for a cap to feel so lost? i feel like i was put on this earth for a purpose but i just dont know what it is.. i cant keep a job i just get bored and quit or start playing up and get fired ive tried alot of different jobs…. i live with family im 30 yrs old i cant settle down i always feel on edge and seem to like being surrounded by chaos…
March 20th, 2011 at 8:38 am
To,
becca
we all capricorn influenced people have a special type of fire in heart.Some cap will realize it early,someothers lately.Inorder to make the burning heart cool,caps destroy(consciously or unconsciously) its cause.Then only they will get peace.
You have scorpio moon,then your emotions are like scorpios because of this influence you can survive in any type of worst situations.I think your fathers natal chart have high aries influence.
Concentrate in one thing only that is important for you now .’YOGA’ or Feng shu tips, can help you to balance yourself.I am advicing this to all capricorns then you will be mentally and physically strong.
April 1st, 2011 at 2:58 am
I am a capricorn and it is true that we cannot tolerate practical jokes directed toward us.
On what ‘www’ said, I find that so true and scary. My parents have never been close, or on good terms in all my life, though I have an older Cancer brother. They divorced recently over really bad terms, though already had been living apart for the last decade or so.
August 29th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I’m a Capricorn woman and I rarely tease someone because I hate to be teased. I’m a true Capricorn like that. Cap women don’t like to be teased because we do tend to take it seriously. We think the person is not just playing, but being mean and pretending to tease. I can make fun of myself and I do make fun of myself sometimes. If someone else did it, I would either be hurt or offended.
I don’t play practical jokes on people. I don’t see the point. I tend to see practical jokes as a form of hostility.
September 22nd, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Hi,
i m in a depressed stage.i m losing m somewhere.i m searching for job but not getting.obstacles surrounding me.
October 17th, 2011 at 4:14 am
well m agree with bt www bt at some point m confused ,,,becoz m d first cap born in my family who saw every distruction and fyts b/w my dad and mom….i have younger bro he is also cap….!i feel he i normal cap and m an abnormal cap becoz i hate lot my dad becoz he ruind my life…..plz help me out
October 17th, 2011 at 4:36 am
well m born on 31st december 1988 and i feel that is worst day i born becoz i did lots of sacrifice, dealing with my father plannigs……!today i hve nothing ,m struggling in my life ,where all my friends are graduate and doing jobs bt m still at home due to incomplete graduate,,,,at this stage i love to die becoz i dnt wnna live more……i think may be i did somthing bad in my previous birth ,,that’s y m suffering in my present……!
October 18th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
me also cap bt i love practical jokes to play.but my life is not practical as i wanted.it is abiggest practical joke of my life.today i love to die happily .becoz m 22 now and i dnt hve job no graduation n nthing…….!I am very disappointing child for my parents…..!
October 20th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Hi,
i am doing my graduation now. Trying to take two graduation one in regular and other in correspondence because i spoiled my three years. After my 10th standard my dad joined me in a worst school in our locality.That time i was truely trusted him.Mentally my dad torture me a lot. My 12th standard result was not so good.After that i decided to join entrance class for mbbs test about 1 year course.i was staying in hostel and studying. Away from my dad. He planned a game to call m back to home.He started to take sweet food items to increase his blood sugar level.He admitted in hospital,I was an innocent girl that time completely unaware of dad’s cunning nature, ran to hospital doctor told me he is in critical stage.i got afraid after that inorder to take care of my dad i vacated my hostel and went to my home.Again same torturing, finally i lost my 1year and failed in exam.I tried for next 2years to pass but again failed.
I know i have a lots of energy inside me to overcome these obstacles but unable to utilize my own energy.
My astrologer told me that i am in moon influence not good for me.
I also thought about suicide, when i failed and when i broke up with my gemini boyfriend.
Now thinking be adventurous that my scorpio sister teach me. Whatever be the circumstance never give up ‘i can win the world and i am the king/queen of the whole world’ say this 10times each when you get up,noon time and when u go to sleep. Another one before going to sleep take a piece of paper write down about ur ambition with a Red Pen and morning when u get up read this.Continue for 9days. Your unconscious mind will help you to reach your goal. Maintain body, do dance or physical excercise inorder to keep your mind active.
October 31st, 2011 at 10:43 am
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November 10th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I think that we Caps just have a great sense of humour - even if it is dark or dry humour - and that is what helps us get through difficut moments. I never make that much jokes as when I’m in troubles … waht sometimes leads to even more troubles … but anyway …
Never forget, if Caps know how to make jokes, they also know when they need to be serious …
As I read the article, I was astonished by all the points I could recognize in myself and my Caps mates … thumbs up to its author
November 26th, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Hi friends,
I am having ’sakata yoga’ in my natal chart.It forms when moon is situated in 6th,8th or 12th house from jupiter.Sakata means ‘wheel’. Yoga means ‘fortune’.There is bad or good fortune.
‘Sakata’ is wheel so good and bad fortune come alternately depend on transist of moon influence the person or not.If first time you face loss,then in second time you will gain it.
During its bad influence a person will suffer from mental disturbance,losing peace,feeling lazy,unwilling to doing anything even if you can do that.
Remedies is fasting on mondays and thursdays.Pray to god wholeheartly without taking food even water on these days.Wearing yellow saphire is also good.
My jupiter in 1st house and moon in 12th house.
December 14th, 2011 at 12:15 am
To answer the person why do we play mind games, well that’s quite simple! Because its easy! The zodiak chart has us all wrong, we’re boring, dull, serious, dedicated to money, blah blah blah!
So not true. As a Cap myself we are the most playful, the most interesting, the most creative, and yes funny to the bone! We usually think logically and expect everyone else to, too. When we start picking your brain apart, we are making you think. Simple!
Caps strive for knowledge and we’re always ahead of your game. You simply can’t fool a cap. We are twisting your mind and always bringing humor to the diner. Caps (cuz I am one) are the most dignified sensual characterized beings. We wear our jester suits with honor!
December 19th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
YES! I love playing jokes, and I love getting the credit for them, especially if it has something to do with window chalk, Saran Wrap, and twelve pounds of those poofy things that come in boxes to protect fragile items. Pranks are wonderful to make your day