Chinese Year Of The Monkey |
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The Mischievous Monkey
The Monkey is Yin (female)
Monkey years are: 1908 ~ 1920 ~ 1932 ~ 1944 ~ 1956 ~ 1968 ~ 1980 ~ 1992 ~ 2004 ~ 2016 ~ 2028.
This is a list of symbols that you, as a Monkey, should surround yourself with as they will help you to become your true self and give you a feeling of happiness and comfort.
Tree - ~ Sycamore ~ Food - Fruit Pie ~ Flower - Dandelion ~ Fragrance- Jasmine ~ Birthstone- Tiger-Eye ~ Number- 10 ~ Animal- Tiger ~ Spice- Cinnamon ~ Herb- Thyme ~ Drink- Lemonade ~ Metal- Gold ~ Colour- Yellow.
Monkeys are nice people. Yes they can be naughty little things but overall they are really nice people. Monkeys are easy to recognise, especially if you happen to be at a party. The Monkey will be the one entertaining everyone, pulling pranks and telling jokes, surrounded by a crowd of admirers with tears of laughter running down their cheeks. In fact Monkey people will do almost anything to make sure they are getting 100% of the attention. They crave it and love it. Even if they have to take all their clothes off and streak around the room they will, just to make you look at them.
Monkeys make excellent employees. And do very well in jobs that involve problem solving as this is one of their talents. They will do what it takes to get whatever it is worked out. Negotiating is also another of their skills and are very capable of making sure that his business is the one that comes out on top, and he will do whatever it takes to trick any adversaries he may have.
If you are in a relationship with one of these apes, then you have probably noticed that they take up a lot of social space and may be out a lot at one function or another. Don’t worry, the Monkey will always return to you, albeit not in one piece and perhaps slightly weary, but yours he remains. Monkey people make great families and raising children is another of their many talents, probably because parenting involves a lot of communication, and never let it be said that a Monkey is no good at communicating! These little darlings also make great life long friends, and if you are down the Monkey is the one to call. Cheering up is his speciality.
No matter how many hurdles the Monkey has to jump or how many problems he has to solve, he is always on top of things, he never seems to get down hearted or withdrawn like so many of us do. The Monkey handles stress beautifully, and to an outsider it looks like the Monkey doesn’t actually know what stress is! Lucky Monkey!
Monkeys are quite funny when it comes to food. They tend to like certain foods and just eat those certain foods. For instance if a Monkey decides that he wants to eat ice cream, that may well be all he eats. So it is wise that from a young age these people are forced, no, encouraged, to eat a varied and healthy diet, as they have a tendency also for snacking. This can lead to weight problems; however, if the Monkey person detects a slight wobble anywhere on his body he will take immediate action to overcome it! The Monkeys skin can be slightly problematic due to anxiety and can suffer with nervous skin conditions such as acne, shingles and psoriasis. My advice for the psoriasis is to get lots of exercise out in the sun (no, not sunbathing!) and to take vitamins A and D. Also all foods containing vitamin B is good for Monkey health also. Monkeys should live somewhere nice and quiet, eating three good meals a day and taking plenty of exercise. But, they won’t. They love the city and everything it holds, but too much of it can lead to even more built up anxiety. Also Monkey you must learn to wind down in the evenings, try reading or doing puzzles, this should help with the insomnia with which you suffer, oh and try some early nights as well!
Monkeys are compatible with: Dragons and Rats or even a Tiger!(if you want a real challenge!) But try not to mingle with Goats as they are far too clingy for you, Horses you will enjoy in bed but other than friendship that’s it. And there isn’t much joy with you and Pigs either.
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March 31st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
confused- your tiger post said not compatible with monkey BUt your monkey post said tiger is compatible…
March 31st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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June 20th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Upload your Avatar helenaquagirl on March 31st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
confused- your tiger post said not compatible with monkey BUt your monkey post said tiger is compatible…
Both are true…. it depends on the perspective you are looking at.
From the monkey point of view, the tiger is a challenge, and we monkeys LOVE a challenge - even at high risk. Actually, the higher the risk, the more insatiably curious we are.
From the tiger point of view, a monkey is a troublemaker better left alone for the monkey will cause the tiger endless anxiety - and it is soooooo true.
My mother is a tiger, as is one of my brothers. I love them dearly - and yet sometimes they scoff me. But being a WISE monkey, I understand so my feelings are not always hurt - I’ll just go pull a whisker or two and then chuckle when they snap at me. ^.^
October 19th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I am so a monkey. A Leo monkey. I love a challange, and I flirt like mad
Tigers, I am not compatible at all with them. But,I can tolerate for a little while.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Argh! Is that true? - your post said that monkeys are good at communicating. If that is so, that makes me an even greater communicator! Coz I’m a gemini monkey!
January 26th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
hey, im a Libra Monkey..
it is said that i have insomnia and thats True!..
February 21st, 2009 at 11:50 am
im a taurus monkey which makes me what? a stubborn prankster?! hahahahaha! i so agree with all these abt the monkeys. i can’t deny i am really one.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
hey i’m a taurus monkey too!
if you’re a taurus monkey then you share stability and adventure.
sometimes i feel soo hyper but sometimes i feel kinda slow. omg the article soooo true!
May 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 am
i am a cancerian monkey becky can you please tell me what that means layton xx
June 7th, 2009 at 9:26 am
I’m an Sagittarius/Ophiucus monkey; ohoho
and an Earth Monkey
They are supposed to be nice
Though I read one description that was ATROCIOUS
All the others were good though; down-to-earth, sensitive and caring monkeys; supposedly
September 8th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Heh, I’m a Leo Monkey too. I don’t flirt too much. I would have too many chics annoying me. I like attention, but I’m actually shy. So too much attention is not good. I mean like crowd attention - it’s not personal either. I like attention when I deserve it. So, getting attention for taking off my clothes or being good looking isn’t cool.
I’ve never met another Leo Monkey before. They’d probably be very intelligent, goofy, slick, and full of energy.
Weird thing about tigers… The one girl I can’t get off my mind is a Aries Tiger. She is so cool and seething hot. I know she likes me. She just loves her independence. So she says any guy is a no-no for her. I wouldn’t believe her if she wasn’t a stoner. LOL
November 29th, 2009 at 8:30 am
IM a Monkey and my bofriend is a horse, he and i get along VERY well outside of the bedroom and love eachother very very much
November 29th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Oh, btw. my boyfriend is a Leo Horse and im an Aquarius Monkey.
October 27th, 2010 at 2:34 am
Im a Leo Monkey as well….I tend to be distrustful of people especially coming up in suck devious times. I lay in wait and observe the many ways of those close 2 me. It seems they tend 2 take me 4 a fool at times when i know fully whats happening. Me and scorpio hares dont get along 2 well….me and most scoprios males dont get along at all…..but scorpio females I adore. All my leo monkeys, never lose sight of your aims and never be persuaded to do otherwise for only you are in control of your counsel. I dont like leeches and people who virtually depend on you to place their dismantled lives together for them….i detest snakes and deception out of share malice…though i am apt to such traits if necessary:)!
January 24th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
hello,
I am curious to know what the (female) metal monkey libra’s are all about?
April 10th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
hi,i’m a monkey surrounded by GOATs!!could you please write me more about our compatiblity?
July 15th, 2011 at 7:33 am
IS RABBIT COMPATIBLE WITH MONKEY/MONKEY COMPATIBLE WITH RABBIT?
August 27th, 2011 at 6:34 am
Libra Monkey here.
I stayed in a marriage for 15 years and the love making sucked. Now I’m set free and
I’m the biggest flirt I know.. Wish I could chill on that but its just wired into this branch jumper!
November 3rd, 2011 at 5:44 am
hi i am i am a pisces monkey so i am a natural good parent i love to be needed i love a challenge i get bored easily i am not good with relashionships i am sometimes insecure i am distrustful of people i love horse people they are a challenge my mom is a leo tiger we have fun together but she is kinda bossy one track minded i have a little sister that is a aquarius goat she talks to much but i love her we have alot of fun together i have a little sister that is a aquarius snake she is fun as well but very sneaky she is a giver tho i love her i also have a sister that is a pisces rat we argue she hurts my feelings because we are the closest she has a slick mouth i hate it i also have a sister that is a leo rooster we have fun but i could never understand her she is sensitive and cocky and very irresponsible at times she has a daughter and takes every little comment to the heart HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
December 13th, 2011 at 2:29 am
I’m a female Taurus tiger and I have had some dreadful experiences with Monkeys. Basically Monkeys are attracted to Tigers, but we have a vague interest in them and that drives them nuts! I was seriously harassed by two Monkey dudes- one I actually had a sexual relationship with and couldn’t let go after I dumped him once he got caught with other chicks.The other dude I never even went out with but that didn’t stop him from being extremely jealous of my male friends!
Monkey males seem very unstable and attention loving and shall I say corny…
Monkeys are jealous of of Tigers natural charm and self possession- basically I don’t take most Monkeys serious- I don’t find them interesting or funny like some may do and this drives them crazy. If Monkey’s could work on being solid, well rounded ,sincere people maybe then a Tiger would be genuinely interested in them.
December 13th, 2011 at 2:31 am
I’m a female Taurus tiger and I have had some dreadful experiences with Monkeys. Basically Monkeys are attracted to Tigers, but we have a vague interest in them and that drives them nuts! I was seriously harassed by two Monkey dudes- one I actually had a sexual relationship with and couldn’t let go after I dumped him once he got caught with other chicks.The other dude- talk about ego issues- I never even went out with him or really showed any interest in him but that didn’t stop him from being extremely jealous of my male friends!
Monkey males seem very unstable and attention loving and shall I say corny…
Monkeys are jealous of of Tigers natural charm and self possession- basically I don’t take most Monkeys serious- I don’t find them interesting or funny like some may do and this drives them crazy. If Monkey’s could work on being solid, well rounded ,sincere people maybe then a Tiger would be genuinely interested in them.